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The "$100 million dollar club"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr9_GfeoCjk&t

Are you a born playa?
Do you roll in your cash like ma boi Floyd.

When you are rich like me you can join my club, we only fly on G5's and bath in Dom Pérignon. We got VIP tickets to every show in town and we don't even turn up. So join me and show off your massive bank in style.

To apply, roll up to my Mansion and hang with the hotties. If you show up in anything less than a Bently I'm going to throw your ass out. Just get one of your people to talk to one of my people.

Peace out!
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Come in playa

Park your Lambo out front. We're going to party tonight!
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money doesnt buy happiness lul
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only a poor person would say that!
$$$
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Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my helicopter taking off.
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I won in monopoly once and i had over $100 million can i join now
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Monopoly money can't buy you houses!
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It can buy you hotels
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I got $100m... on another note Ed is the sexiest man alive
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Nice try Ed
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I don't know who this guy is but I like him.

I'm like a good looking dan bilzerian